December 5, 2005

  •   So Dustin tells me I should move to a "real man's blog" at myspace.  But I am loyal.  I will not betray xanga.  Or perhaps I'm just too lazy, which is more likely.


      Speaking of betrayal - I have recently been betrayed, by Buddha's hand.  It sounds like a terrorist organization from the Far East, but it's actually a really damn strange fruit, related to the lemon, that looks like a scary fucking squid.  It looks amazing, it smells beautiful (like a lemon on steroids) and, as I recently found out, it has NO ACTUAL FRUIT PART.  Think of a lemon with ONLY peel... LOTS of peel.  And pith, or whatever that junk right below the peel is.  It smells amazing, but now I have nothing to eat... grrr.  Well, I tried eating the white pithy stuff, but it's sort of... not... good.  Apparently, this thing is only used for decoration, flavoring dishes and liqueurs that require lemony zest (it's got plenty of that) and its pleasant (and deceptive) aroma.  My apartment still smells like a horde of angry lemons viciously pillaged it.




    (I cheated and did a google image search.  Yay.)


      Bleh, back to work.  Weekends are awesome, until the part where they're over.  Yeah, I know, it's probably the most common complaint in the world: "My weekend is over, boo hoo."  Another weekend will come, but like most people I'm impatient and I live in the present.  Presently, I need to go to work, and that bugs me.