January 7, 2006

•   I need to invent a new kind of soda.  I don't know exactly what flavor it would be, but I have a good name and slogan: CARBONATRIX.  -The sexiest possible way to suck calcium from your bones.

  
  

    Apparently I'm a pretty good GM.  Yay for role-playing.  Never tried it before; I can definitely see the appeal (though having fun, interesting people is important.)

  
  

     So last Christmas (which was technically on the 29th of December) my family started watching "A Christmas Story" - y'know, the old movie set in the 50s where the family eats duck at a chinese restaurant on Christmas day, and the kid gets his tongue stuck to a pole, and the main character gets in huge trouble for saying "the F-word", and a lamp in the shape of a woman's leg is delivered as a major award...   so right during the part of the movie where the lamp is being delivered, I hear the doorbell and find a package of about the same size and shape as the one in the movie.  It has a huge "Fragile" written across it, just like the movie, and I open it up (just when the dad in the movie is opening his package) and it's the exact same thing: it's a lamp in the shape of a leg.  Holy shit - my family is awesome.  It took me a while to figure out that it wasn't just a freaky coincidence.

  
  

    Oh hey, I scanned my maps a while back, I should upload a few.

  
  

  

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