February 22, 2006

  •   Normally game-nights at Christine's place are lots of fun, but I'm currently bitter since I was eliminated from the capitalism game (like monopoly, but more fun) just 3 rounds in.  Capitalist dogs!  The flags that fly over the cities of your grandchildren shall bear the hammer and sickle!  Arr!  (Communist pirates kick ass.)


      Escaped to Walla Walla for the weekend - fun times.  Watched my bro's volleyball games; he got the all-tournament award.  (and played pretty damn impressively - he has all the family's volleyball genes, apparently.)  Of course, I got sick right after I left town - probably all the homemade liquor I drunk.  (Mmmm... homemade liquor.  Methanol does a body good.  Except for that going blind part...)  I have a lot of respect for a guy who makes homemade absinthe - Heidi's friends kick ass.  (I'm not naming them because, last I checked, our father-knows-best government has made absinthe and alcohol distillation illegal.  Also, I don't even remember their names.)


      February 15th should officially be called "afterglow day".  Not only would this be an appropriate name, but it would give single people another reason to be bitter.  (Well, y'know, assuming they didn't find a random hook-up...)  Part of the fun of Valentines day (February 14, "single awareness day") is nurturing bitterness and resentment for all mankind, plotting the downfall of all the world's disgustingly cute couples.  But not this year, of course :)


      Ah, life is fun...     


      ;)